Music and Lyrics

I was in the store when I heard this really bad song. But out of the horrible music I heard these brilliant words.

"Loving you makes me want to write bad poetry"

If that isn't love then I don't know what is.

Also, for DAYS I have been craving chocolate cake. Why don't I have chocolate cake on demand in my home?

OLIVES!

I LOVE olives. Black, green, kalamata. All good.

Yesterday at the grocery store I bought a HUGE jar. Its fabulous.

Model Musings

Kate Moss apparently said that "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

I think that is definitely true. . .

in theory.

I have been having some serious cravings for all things chocolate. Cookies, cake, brownies, oatmeal bars covered in it. Straight chocolate. I just want to drive to Sweet Tooth Fairy and down a few items.

But what stops me? Well, pocket, and the desire to lose some weight. So maybe Kate is smarter than we think.

Recap

Christmas was weeks ago. But here is a brief wrap up. I didn't take many pictures, but here goes.

Plane ride home. Met a boy I met briefly in a Walmart. He remembered me. I swear to you, strange things happen at Walmart.

Spent the first week home getting ready for Christmas buying last-minute gifts. I spent a lot of time on the hump in the front seat of the Expedition between my parents. The are dumbfounded as to why I love sitting there. I just do.

A blizzard came into town. It was crazy. We had to drive to Lincoln to pick up my brother and his wife. Who knew there was an airport in Lincoln? Came back in time to attend Zendejas Christmas Eve party. Car froze so that we couldn't close car door, but it was a Christmas/Festivus miracle it was fixed.

Christmas was cancelled. Well, with my Mom's side of the family. Spent the day watching movies and playing games with the immediate family. Awesome.

Spent a few days inside. Then looked at real estate in Omaha. Pretty pretty places. Had to go back to work and felt depressed.

Realizations: I can fit into my older sister's wedding dress. Thought it would be funny to wear it to church and let the older ladies of my home ward know that I am truly ok with my younger sister getting married before me. Didn't think they would get my humor so I didn't wear it. I still had a photo shoot with it and threatened to wear it to Sara's wedding. She did not think it was funny.

Hung out with my niece Bella and her brothers Isaiah and Ilan. Isaiah liked my younger brother's Superman/Batman cape. Wore it myself. And yes, I DO think I am cool.

Hung out with my longest ever friend. Watched fireworks with her on New Years, and then we realized we weren't exciting. Ended up watching Burn Notice till the New Year.

Basically, it was awesome.

Tiny Peek

Remember how I said I was too traumatized to post pictures of myself in my man uniform? The only way to see me in it is to come to court? Well, for the closest thing you'll get without coming to visit--

For your viewing pleasure, click HERE.

(I had to wait to post it because it was my Daddy's present. For some reason he thinks my uniform is hilarious. )