Gabby needed a diaper change. I could just end the story there. I'm sure you all know where I am going with this. But I shall continue anyway. I carried her damsel-in-distress style. Why? Because when there is a mess in the pants, you don't squish it.
I go to the back to change her and I lay her down, and see a green goo on the floor. Weird? What is that? I better keep Gabby away from that! I look down. I am covered in said goo. It is NOT goo, it is poo. I have poo on my shirt and pants, and later I also find some on my new boots! She schmeared all over auntie! I guess it came out the top of the diaper. And I am not being dramatic when I say covered.
I get a girl in the back to go get Meredith for me and I try to clean myself. Then I yell for Sara. Because I, nor anyone else wants to travel home in an enclosed car with me smelling like a dog poo, I borrow Sara's shirt (she had a tank top and sweater on too) and I use Meredith's yoga pants. Meredith wears her hoop outfit home.
I know moms out there may have similar stories. But I am just an auntie, yet I have been peed on all over, and poo'd on. Big time. Why do I attract my niece's feces?
4 comments:
That is a fantastic title.
I wonder if you are also a repository for nephews. I guess we'll see in a month. By that time he'll be on to eating vegetables. Can't wait!
It was classic! Gabby took out 4 people's outfit at once! Jordan, Gabby, Meredith and Sara all wore something different home than they went with!
Gross. Also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's all.
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