You Say Lazy Like It's a Bad Thing

I need to get my haircut. And one of the reasons why I don't get it cut every couple of months, is that I rarely do anything different. And I hate spending so much money getting my hair cut when no one can tell that I got it trimmed.

It's like, Do you notice anything different about me? Yes, I did brush my hair, but that's not it. Oh, you can't tell that 1/4 of an inch was cut from my hair? Rude! I'm offended! You don't notice that, but you notice how my pants are shrinking in the waist. Random.

I digress.

Also, I will be keeping my hair long. I know I dallied with the idea of short hair, but that was temporary insanity. Plus, I'm not sure the girl I get my hair cut from would advise it. Long hair is low maintenance. Short hair is high maintenance. With short hair, I couldn't just pull it into a bun, which I do often. It's a rare thing to see my hair done. And by done, I mean dried and straightened. My hair stylist girl caught on after meeting me in 5 minutes how lazy I am, but she said it more delicately.

I would rather sleep in than get ready. And if that means that I have 4 minutes after getting out of the shower to get ready for work, and therefore drive with the heater on high, aiming the air ducts at my hair as I drive in order to somewhat dry my sopping wet hair, then I do it. Much like I did this week.

I'm lazy, but at least I'm talented.