New Goal

This Christmas season I realized something. I love sitting in the front middle of the Expedition between my parents. This is not new. BUT, when my niece was over she wanted to sit there. I was like, hey, she isn't 12 and therefore can't sit in the front. Suckah!

Well, she is almost 9. That gives me 3 years until she will boot me out of the front. So, in order to save face, I must get married before she turns 12.

Also, New Years Goal: Get fatter and stay single. I feel like I could accomplish this. One might help the other. Also, if I don't meet any of these goals, I feel like I could still be happy.