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Lets just say, for our flag football team, Blackacre Blitz, greatness was obviously THRUST upon us. . . we have the bruises to prove it!
On this historical night, Tuesday, the twentieth of October, in the year of our LORD two-thousand eight, we ended the season UNDEFEATED! Bring on the tournament!
I’d just like to thank our captain, Nikki, for leading us into the black (Blood alone moves the wheels of history! We are warriors!). Maggie for her swivel hips that can get past 20 girls. All the rest of the girls (sorry to not name you personally—there are too many) but you are all AWESOME. I’d also like to specially thank our unofficial coaches (one in particular might have to remain nameless) as well as Dennis Pitta and Fui Vakapuna for wearing those wigs and filling in one night—you make ugly women, but you can sure get the ball down the field!
BLACKACRE BLITZ: WE OWN YOU…IN FEE SIMPLE (ABSOLUTE!)
"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and
some have greatness thrust upon them". - (Twelfth Night, Act II, Scene V).
Lets just say, for our flag football team, Blackacre Blitz, greatness was obviously THRUST upon us. . . we have the bruises to prove it!
On this historical night, Tuesday, the twentieth of October, in the year of our LORD two-thousand eight, we ended the season UNDEFEATED! Bring on the tournament!
I’d just like to thank our captain, Nikki, for leading us into the black (Blood alone moves the wheels of history! We are warriors!). Maggie for her swivel hips that can get past 20 girls. All the rest of the girls (sorry to not name you personally—there are too many) but you are all AWESOME. I’d also like to specially thank our unofficial coaches (one in particular might have to remain nameless) as well as Dennis Pitta and Fui Vakapuna for wearing those wigs and filling in one night—you make ugly women, but you can sure get the ball down the field!
BLACKACRE BLITZ: WE OWN YOU…IN FEE SIMPLE (ABSOLUTE!)
5 comments:
You are such a Law Nerd...I can make law school jokes, too. Torts, like the law thing or the pastry!!! HAHAHAHA. Also, you probably should have thrown a few regular season games so that you could get bumped down to a lower bracket in the tournament...now that would be smart.
Our coach said, we just don't have it in us to lose.
All that quote makes me think of is She's The Man, one of the greatest modern adaptations of Shakespeare
carlos that torts joke is mine! Jordan congrats on the whole winning and bruises thing... i did blog stalk you like it said i would today!
wow, undefeated! i am impressed :)
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