So, some of you know that I have a slight obsession with The Office. While thinking of the upcoming tournament I know we have the uniform. We have the face paint. We have the ability, all we need is some good smack talk. But don't worry, I remembered these gems of wisdom from Kelly, modified.
Your team is so weak, you need steroids just to watch football.
Were your parents first cousins that were also bad at football?
Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! 'Cause! 'Cause! 'Cause! 'Cause! 'Cause she sucks at football!
And just for fun:
I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like, your momma's so fat she could eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like, you're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there.
About Me
- Jordanlz
- I was once called Betsy by my grandpa...and we still don't know where that name came from. I grew up in Nebraska, went to school in Utah, and now I am back in Nebraska. I have slowly been easing myself into adulthood, and ergo, has not been too traumatizing as of yet.
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Do you have a tournament date yet?
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