fall off. Then the woman said that the veins in my hand were good. A compliment is a compliment, but it HURT! Going in and coming out and these past few days where it bruised. There were 3 vials of blood. She said it wasn't a lot, and I asked, "Comparatively? because it looks like a lot."Well, that was fun enough, but then she needed to give me an EKG. . . and that's all I'm saying. I kept thinking of that FRIENDS episode where Joey refers his tailor to Chandler. The line, "Yes, that's how they do it, in PRISON"
Today I went for a physical, and I started to wonder what would happen this time. But it was a relatively painless process of listening to my heart, asking medical history. However, at one point he asked me my height and weight. I told him my height, and I said, I don't know my weight, I can tell you what my driver's license says..." And then I tell him what it says.
He then looks at me for a few seconds, and adds 3 pounds.
Holy Hannah Batman! What would you have said if I didn't give you a reference point!?
3 comments:
hahahahah!!! he added 3 pounds??? what kind of doctor is this? he doesnt have a scale in his office?
Ha ha ha ha! Take it as a compliment--- doctor's office scales always add 5 pounds, so, he probably just added 5 pounds automatically in his head, then thought you looked thinner than what you'd originally told him, so he subtracted 2 pounds. Hope that makes sense, it probably doesn't. Ha ha ha wow that is an awesome story.
Nope. No scale. Remember, this is PRISON!
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