Knowing Words Is Cool

So, I know this girl. We used to be in the same ward. She never struck me as particularly gifted in the brain. But bless her heart anyways.

One time she called me and this other girl one boy's "harem" because we hung out with him a lot. I had to ask, did she know she just called us his prostitutes? Because that is basically what that was. "Whoops!" was all she said.

Well, we are mainly facebook friends, and recently I was invited to join her "I'm getting married" event. She entitled it, "A Night of Mayhem!"

Which is what I saw the very hour I learned that legally, "Mayhem" is when you disfigure/mutilate someone by cutting them on the face and what not.

Anyone want to go to that party with me?